today i'm currently staying in my first LOVE motel. in korea most young people live with their parents until they get married. so... where do you go after the bars to drunkenly score? a LOVE motel of course.
they're cheap and awesome and come equipped with anything that you may possibly need. here is a list of some things in the room that may make your stay more enjoyable:
fluorescent blue side lighting
shoe sensitization system
two computers
mini refrigerator
lotion and toiletry refrigerator
large flat screen tv
projector and screen
mural of a pretty lady
stereo system with surround sound
changing color party light thing
two person bathtub
built-in, light-up display of fake butterflies (x2)
condoms
very small window
free porn
needless to say, i'm feeling right at home here.
LP
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