Awkward Family Photo

Here's a photo from our recent trip to Everland...

It turned out great!!! And what a fun day.

LOVE Motel

today i'm currently staying in my first LOVE motel. in korea most young people live with their parents until they get married. so... where do you go after the bars to drunkenly score? a LOVE motel of course.

they're cheap and awesome and come equipped with anything that you may possibly need. here is a list of some things in the room that may make your stay more enjoyable:

fluorescent blue side lighting
shoe sensitization system
two computers
mini refrigerator
lotion and toiletry refrigerator
large flat screen tv
projector and screen
mural of a pretty lady
stereo system with surround sound
changing color party light thing
two person bathtub
built-in, light-up display of fake butterflies (x2)
condoms
very small window
free porn

needless to say, i'm feeling right at home here.

LP

things we've learned in asia (usually the hard way)

1. if you see a sign that says "cake," it probably also says, "fish"
2. long islands in asia taste like orange julius, yet they seem to have twice as much alcohol than american long islands
3. when you're old, you earn the right to bring a chair from your dining room table out into the woods and sit in it all day
4. god is love
5. obama is god
6. cheetos are gross
7. we're too fat to try clothes on
8. $1 fans are not sustainable enough for a night of clubbing
9. maps are not to scale
10. i can't remember the original lesson i learned that inspired this post

We're having a lot of fun! I think we might move here and become famous socialites with yellow hair and nose piercings. loveyoumeanit.

xoxo
Sars & LP

i don't care what everyone says! i think you're fabulous.

unsult: a sup-par insult that does not aquire full fledged insult status. Usually an online flame/diss that is retarded and makes little sense (urbandictionary.com)

unsults are insults disguised as compliments, and they're the new big thing. and by "new big thing" i mean MY new favorite thing. brunhilda is very good at coming up with unsults. scary good. the only problem is that everyone is so goddamn sensitive, so you have to be careful of who you hit with these badboys.


unsults usually end with the following phrases:
"i really admire that about you"
"that really takes a lot of courage"
"i could never do that"
"i don't care what everyone else says"
"don't let anybody tell you otherwise"
"i think that's really cool"


learn it, live it, love it. i'll end this post with some of the most famous unsults in history. enjoy!

"hey lenny, it takes a lot of courage to wear suspenders when you're not in the circus!" - homer simpson

"i don't care what anybody says about you, i think you're awesome." - brian solinger

"i think it's great that you sleep around and don't worry about how it affects your reputation. i could never to do that." - me

"i think it's really cool how comfortable you are being a prude." - brunhilda

"don't let anyone tell you different, i think you're beautful!" - kristen paul