thank you for bein' a friend

heyo! i thought i should follow up on LP's post titled, "Summer Goals for Sars and LP since i know you have all been dying to know about our progress. the short answer is, we haven't acheieved any of them yet. here is a list of excuses:

- rollerblade together while holding hands: apparently, rollerblades are like $100-$150. laura has a nice pair that an ex-sugar daddy bought her. i still haven't found a sugar daddy to buy me a pair, and frankly i'd rather spend my money on more important things....like long island iced teas.

- get into a frat party at UW: school's.out.for.summer. we really blew it. here's to hoping we can meet a frat guy this summer at ozzies and crash his party in the fall.

- find the nastiest dive in seattle and stay until close: came close to this on friday when we somehow ended up at the whiskey bar downtown. long story short, all they serve is whisky so we made our way down the street to the nightlite. i wouldn't call the nightlite the "nastiest dive in seattle," but i will say that if you don't specifiy, they'll make you a vodka soda with monarch.

- throw a beach party on alki, drink mai tias, and limbo: tbd. we've just been sooooooo busy!

- hang out on bird's boat as much as possible: bird has a *girlfriend* (although he won't refer to her as that) so our social status on the boat has deteriorated quite a bit.

- get totally skanked out and go dancing and trinity: i just don't have anything skanky to wear. we'll figure it out, though. maybe i can borrow something from @kristenpaul.

- photoshoot at the little park across from the piano bar with all the rainbow colors: we seriously talk about this every single friday and saturday night, but it never ends up happening.

- frequent our favorite spot to chat at the sculpture park: blah blah blah, this post is getting boring.

- take advantage of all the festivals seattle has to offer: we were too hungover to go to beerfest.

here are some highlights from our summer so far. can't believe it's already july!