top 5 pet peeves of the moment

5. people who don't think it's funny/don't get it when i say, "omg is that an iphone?!"

4. when coffee gets under the lid and it drips on you no matter how much you try to remedy the situation, so you are forced to drink it without the lid

3. having to call comcast every 6 months to get another promotional price for internet and cable

2. guys who creep at bars and actually have the nerve to say, "you should come home with me tonight"

1. squirrels and pigeons, in general

taking up more than 1 seat on a bus

today i was sitting on the bus and someone literally sat on me. i'm still pissed about it. the asshole was taking up two seats and he wasn't even really that fat. he was sitting a couple of seats away from me, and when somebody asked him to move over, he proceeded to get up, shove his backpack in my face, and sit on me. he SAT ON ME. i thought for sure he would realize he was sitting on me and move over. i was wrong. and he smelled horrible. so, i sighed in a really pissed off sounding way and stood for a while. when a seat opened up across from him i sat down and took his picture while glaring in his general direction. that'll show him!