Awkward Family Photo

Here's a photo from our recent trip to Everland...

It turned out great!!! And what a fun day.

LOVE Motel

today i'm currently staying in my first LOVE motel. in korea most young people live with their parents until they get married. so... where do you go after the bars to drunkenly score? a LOVE motel of course.

they're cheap and awesome and come equipped with anything that you may possibly need. here is a list of some things in the room that may make your stay more enjoyable:

fluorescent blue side lighting
shoe sensitization system
two computers
mini refrigerator
lotion and toiletry refrigerator
large flat screen tv
projector and screen
mural of a pretty lady
stereo system with surround sound
changing color party light thing
two person bathtub
built-in, light-up display of fake butterflies (x2)
condoms
very small window
free porn

needless to say, i'm feeling right at home here.

LP

things we've learned in asia (usually the hard way)

1. if you see a sign that says "cake," it probably also says, "fish"
2. long islands in asia taste like orange julius, yet they seem to have twice as much alcohol than american long islands
3. when you're old, you earn the right to bring a chair from your dining room table out into the woods and sit in it all day
4. god is love
5. obama is god
6. cheetos are gross
7. we're too fat to try clothes on
8. $1 fans are not sustainable enough for a night of clubbing
9. maps are not to scale
10. i can't remember the original lesson i learned that inspired this post

We're having a lot of fun! I think we might move here and become famous socialites with yellow hair and nose piercings. loveyoumeanit.

xoxo
Sars & LP

i don't care what everyone says! i think you're fabulous.

unsult: a sup-par insult that does not aquire full fledged insult status. Usually an online flame/diss that is retarded and makes little sense (urbandictionary.com)

unsults are insults disguised as compliments, and they're the new big thing. and by "new big thing" i mean MY new favorite thing. brunhilda is very good at coming up with unsults. scary good. the only problem is that everyone is so goddamn sensitive, so you have to be careful of who you hit with these badboys.


unsults usually end with the following phrases:
"i really admire that about you"
"that really takes a lot of courage"
"i could never do that"
"i don't care what everyone else says"
"don't let anybody tell you otherwise"
"i think that's really cool"


learn it, live it, love it. i'll end this post with some of the most famous unsults in history. enjoy!

"hey lenny, it takes a lot of courage to wear suspenders when you're not in the circus!" - homer simpson

"i don't care what anybody says about you, i think you're awesome." - brian solinger

"i think it's great that you sleep around and don't worry about how it affects your reputation. i could never to do that." - me

"i think it's really cool how comfortable you are being a prude." - brunhilda

"don't let anyone tell you different, i think you're beautful!" - kristen paul

guide to understanding @kristenpaul and @sarahoface's gchat conversations and text messages

I know there has been some confusion around here ever since Kristen and I started abbreving. This doesn't cover everything, but here are some of our commonly used abbrev's. You can print this out and get it laminated, if you need to. It should fit right in your wallet!










ridic = ridiculous
presh = precious OR appreciate (confusing, i know. try using it in a sentence)
obvi, obvs = obviously (obviously)
jeally, jealz = jealous
typ = typical
perf, perfy = perfect
nakie = naked
wknd = weekend
natch = naturally
inapprop = inappropriate
drams = DRAMA
deets = details

Neil

i have a vague memory from a conversation i had on saturday night where some girl told me her boyfriend's name is neil and i laughed at her and said, "oh, i'm definitely adding that to the list!" laura and i have a list of about 30 names (not exaggerating here), and i cannot believe neil wasn't already on it. oh well, good to know we're probably going to be able to keep this game going for a while! i just googled "famous people named neil" to see if i'm forgetting about any hotties...looks like this guy was pretty cute back in the day!

top 5 pet peeves of the moment

5. people who don't think it's funny/don't get it when i say, "omg is that an iphone?!"

4. when coffee gets under the lid and it drips on you no matter how much you try to remedy the situation, so you are forced to drink it without the lid

3. having to call comcast every 6 months to get another promotional price for internet and cable

2. guys who creep at bars and actually have the nerve to say, "you should come home with me tonight"

1. squirrels and pigeons, in general