unsult: a sup-par insult that does not aquire full fledged insult status. Usually an online flame/diss that is retarded and makes little sense (urbandictionary.com)
unsults are insults disguised as compliments, and they're the new big thing. and by "new big thing" i mean MY new favorite thing. brunhilda is very good at coming up with unsults. scary good. the only problem is that everyone is so goddamn sensitive, so you have to be careful of who you hit with these badboys.
unsults usually end with the following phrases:
"i really admire that about you"
"that really takes a lot of courage"
"i could never do that"
"i don't care what everyone else says"
"don't let anybody tell you otherwise"
"i think that's really cool"
learn it, live it, love it. i'll end this post with some of the most famous unsults in history. enjoy!
"hey lenny, it takes a lot of courage to wear suspenders when you're not in the circus!" - homer simpson
"i don't care what anybody says about you, i think you're awesome." - brian solinger
"i think it's great that you sleep around and don't worry about how it affects your reputation. i could never to do that." - me
"i think it's really cool how comfortable you are being a prude." - brunhilda
"don't let anyone tell you different, i think you're beautful!" - kristen paul
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