guide to understanding @kristenpaul and @sarahoface's gchat conversations and text messages

I know there has been some confusion around here ever since Kristen and I started abbreving. This doesn't cover everything, but here are some of our commonly used abbrev's. You can print this out and get it laminated, if you need to. It should fit right in your wallet!










ridic = ridiculous
presh = precious OR appreciate (confusing, i know. try using it in a sentence)
obvi, obvs = obviously (obviously)
jeally, jealz = jealous
typ = typical
perf, perfy = perfect
nakie = naked
wknd = weekend
natch = naturally
inapprop = inappropriate
drams = DRAMA
deets = details

Neil

i have a vague memory from a conversation i had on saturday night where some girl told me her boyfriend's name is neil and i laughed at her and said, "oh, i'm definitely adding that to the list!" laura and i have a list of about 30 names (not exaggerating here), and i cannot believe neil wasn't already on it. oh well, good to know we're probably going to be able to keep this game going for a while! i just googled "famous people named neil" to see if i'm forgetting about any hotties...looks like this guy was pretty cute back in the day!

top 5 pet peeves of the moment

5. people who don't think it's funny/don't get it when i say, "omg is that an iphone?!"

4. when coffee gets under the lid and it drips on you no matter how much you try to remedy the situation, so you are forced to drink it without the lid

3. having to call comcast every 6 months to get another promotional price for internet and cable

2. guys who creep at bars and actually have the nerve to say, "you should come home with me tonight"

1. squirrels and pigeons, in general

Snapped a really cute pic of @kristenpaul's boyfriend this weekend while they were in town

They're really cute together! And he wears boat shoes, which is one of her weaknesses.

Summer Goals for Sars and LP

Though the weather in seattle is sending the message that summer is far away, i still can't help but be excited that (according to me calendar) summer is fast approaching! During this time of year it is tradition for sars and myself to print off some janky, home-made calendars and fill them up with fun things to do. Here are a few of the summer activities that we will include on the 2009 summer calendar:

- rollerblade together while holding hands

- get into a frat party at UW

- find the nastiest dive in seattle and stay until close

- throw a beach party on alki, drink mai tias, and limbo

- hang out on bird's boat as much as possible

- get totally skanked out and go dancing and trinity

- photoshoot at the little park across from the piano bar with all the rainbow colors

- frequent our favorite spot to chat at the sculpture park

- take advantage of all the festivals seattle has to offer

As you can see, it's going to be a very busy summer, and these are just samples of the list so far. I'm sure there will be more to come! yay summer!

LP

taking up more than 1 seat on a bus

today i was sitting on the bus and someone literally sat on me. i'm still pissed about it. the asshole was taking up two seats and he wasn't even really that fat. he was sitting a couple of seats away from me, and when somebody asked him to move over, he proceeded to get up, shove his backpack in my face, and sit on me. he SAT ON ME. i thought for sure he would realize he was sitting on me and move over. i was wrong. and he smelled horrible. so, i sighed in a really pissed off sounding way and stood for a while. when a seat opened up across from him i sat down and took his picture while glaring in his general direction. that'll show him!

people i recently deleted from my phonebook

* guys from the loft

* Matt 69

* Word up

* Tommy from bb&b

embarassing admissions

I downloaded my first Hannah Montana song last week and now I can't get it out of my head. Please don't tell anyone.

Louis

Louis? I'm not sold on it yet. It's bad, but it's no Glen or Gene.

"I, Sarah, take thee, Louis."

"Laura, this is my boyfriend, Louie."

"Thanks for dinner, Lou. "

I think it's a keeper--let's add it to the list!!